Zero Tolerance
03-01-2004, 09:56 AM
Again....not my words...but just a cut and paste from a guy over at ATVtime
At first I didnt care for him much because hes a smart ass NewYorker....but hes beginning to grow on me!
LMAO
Originally posted by Mudemon03:
I've been doing some thinking, and some drinking. That's when I am at my best. Kind of like Churchill. So I have been pondering the liberal agenda on my Sunday night in my last few hours before another Monday Tuesday and part of Wed that I will be working to pay taxes, so I can have my Thurs and Fri money all to myself.
I have been called a homophobe. A racist. An idiot. Ect. Someone even claimed that I could put my head in a very unpleasant part of my anatomy. So I started thinking. What is so great about the liberal agenda? And how can I, a member of society, make the agenda stronger.
Here goes.
Gay marriage. It's not right to discriminate against homos, so with that in mind, I think we should press on, and also allow marriage between species. If a guy loves a cow, they should be married. And have children. And we can write books about "Sally has a daddy and a Bovine” It’s not fair to discriminate against people that love sheep. Sheep are living breathing animals too you know. Maybe we could get some Mayor somewhere to allow inter species marriage and CNN can show us video of the happy Bovine with a bouquet and her tongue down a guys throat. And lets not stop there. Maybe a guy loves Bulls instead. It should be his right to marry a bull. That is only fair. Maybe he loves bulls. Who am I to intervene?
What about my dog? My dog seems a little down lately. Maybe he is looking for a female dog to marry. Or maybe he wants another male dog. He should be able to choose. Maybe my dog really wants a relationship with a monkey. If that makes him happy, then so be it.
Then, what about the poor souls who work at McDonalds who want to be able to support a family? They shouldn't have to live on minimum wage and have no insurance. A family is their right. We should make McDonalds pay enough to support a family of 2.3 children. Lets up the minimum wage to $50,000 a year so these people can do it. It is their right you know. Maybe the people who think it is their right to own a Ferrari should force their boss to pay them enough to get one. We only have one life you know. It would be unfair to allow people to die without ever driving a Ferrari. Ferrari has been lining their pockets with money and catering only to the rich. They should be forced to make cars that are affordable to all people no matter what they do. It is unfair to only allow the rich to drive Ferrari's. What about the guy that works at Wal-Mart that drives a '79 Pinto? That's not fair.
Partial birth abortions. Who are we as a society to say when it is beyond the point of ending a life? If a mom is at a health risk, she should be able to abort. Like if she can't afford to eat, and her unemployment has run out, and she needs to clean house to be able to put enough beans on the table, we should allow her to abort all the children she deems necessary. If they are 10 years old, they may need a lot of food. And that could put her at risk of starvation. She should be able to go to Planned Parenthood and suck their brains out. It's a woman’s choice isn't it? She should be able to choose shouldn't she?
Religious rights. Who are we to say that certain religions shouldn't be allowed to wear masks to hide their faces? If that's what God wants, then we shouldn't interfere. We should allow all people to wear masks everywhere if they want to. It's not fair to make them show their faces in public only to be banished to hecc for eternity. And if they feel that God wants them to kill people, who are we to get in the way? They have oil, so God must like them.
Gun Control. The answer to all violence is taking guns away from people who obey the law. That will solve everything. No longer will we be subject to law abiding citizens killing people at 7-11 making $50 G's a year. It will end all violence in America.
SUV's and Dirt Bikes. If we can outlaw anything that uses gas, we will no longer be dependant on Middle Eastern oil to survive. We should get rid of these evil machines that have corrupted our society to a point of extermination of millions of Desert Tortuous and Caribou. All these animals have been killed and put on endangered species lists all because of my gas guzzling SUV and my smoke-blowing quad. Plus, everywhere I ride my quad; I kill all plant life under those tires for a million years. We should get rid of tires too while we are at it, because they never biodegrade, and will be here for millions of years to come.
The Economy. I say we totally abolish all companies that make profits. These evil beings have been lining their pockets with profits on the backs of the workingman. They are greedy and ruthless and care only about themselves. They steal and pillage from us everyday and force us to buy their goods at inflated prices because we think 20" rims on our Honda Civic look cool. We should outlaw all product development and get back to basics. Horse drawn wagons. But wait. The horses might not like that and may want to get married to a Gecko. So we need to just walk. Walk everywhere we need to go. That's the answer. And coal burning energy plants have destroyed the world. They must be eliminated. Coal should be illegal. It is damaging to our culture. We should abolish all tree cutting and all hunting. Let God decide what trees will fall and leave those trees to the beetles. The beetles are living creatures too you know. It's unfair to uproot a beetle only to build a house for the guy that works at McDonalds for $25/hour so he can support a family of six. How do you think the Beetles feel? Maybe they wish to marry a spider. That should be okay. And they will need a place to live. Like the tree they built your house with.
And why should you be allowed to build a house that is 4000 sq feet when a Rat is forced to eat your garbage. I have a dream; all Rats will eat Prime steak. Hold on. What about the cows? That's not fair to a cow. Why should a cow die to feed a Rat? Rats should switch to tofu. Tofu is not alive. What's with these rats anyway? And these Lions in Africa killing poor innocent Impala's? That's not fair. Lets get the Lions to eat Tofu burgers too. This is out of hand. All this killing to survive stuff. We should allow all animals to live in harmony with us in the woods of Colorado and teach them not to drag us off by our necks when we are jogging.
Oh well. This has gone on long enough. I have more but I can wait.
At first I didnt care for him much because hes a smart ass NewYorker....but hes beginning to grow on me!
LMAO
Originally posted by Mudemon03:
I've been doing some thinking, and some drinking. That's when I am at my best. Kind of like Churchill. So I have been pondering the liberal agenda on my Sunday night in my last few hours before another Monday Tuesday and part of Wed that I will be working to pay taxes, so I can have my Thurs and Fri money all to myself.
I have been called a homophobe. A racist. An idiot. Ect. Someone even claimed that I could put my head in a very unpleasant part of my anatomy. So I started thinking. What is so great about the liberal agenda? And how can I, a member of society, make the agenda stronger.
Here goes.
Gay marriage. It's not right to discriminate against homos, so with that in mind, I think we should press on, and also allow marriage between species. If a guy loves a cow, they should be married. And have children. And we can write books about "Sally has a daddy and a Bovine” It’s not fair to discriminate against people that love sheep. Sheep are living breathing animals too you know. Maybe we could get some Mayor somewhere to allow inter species marriage and CNN can show us video of the happy Bovine with a bouquet and her tongue down a guys throat. And lets not stop there. Maybe a guy loves Bulls instead. It should be his right to marry a bull. That is only fair. Maybe he loves bulls. Who am I to intervene?
What about my dog? My dog seems a little down lately. Maybe he is looking for a female dog to marry. Or maybe he wants another male dog. He should be able to choose. Maybe my dog really wants a relationship with a monkey. If that makes him happy, then so be it.
Then, what about the poor souls who work at McDonalds who want to be able to support a family? They shouldn't have to live on minimum wage and have no insurance. A family is their right. We should make McDonalds pay enough to support a family of 2.3 children. Lets up the minimum wage to $50,000 a year so these people can do it. It is their right you know. Maybe the people who think it is their right to own a Ferrari should force their boss to pay them enough to get one. We only have one life you know. It would be unfair to allow people to die without ever driving a Ferrari. Ferrari has been lining their pockets with money and catering only to the rich. They should be forced to make cars that are affordable to all people no matter what they do. It is unfair to only allow the rich to drive Ferrari's. What about the guy that works at Wal-Mart that drives a '79 Pinto? That's not fair.
Partial birth abortions. Who are we as a society to say when it is beyond the point of ending a life? If a mom is at a health risk, she should be able to abort. Like if she can't afford to eat, and her unemployment has run out, and she needs to clean house to be able to put enough beans on the table, we should allow her to abort all the children she deems necessary. If they are 10 years old, they may need a lot of food. And that could put her at risk of starvation. She should be able to go to Planned Parenthood and suck their brains out. It's a woman’s choice isn't it? She should be able to choose shouldn't she?
Religious rights. Who are we to say that certain religions shouldn't be allowed to wear masks to hide their faces? If that's what God wants, then we shouldn't interfere. We should allow all people to wear masks everywhere if they want to. It's not fair to make them show their faces in public only to be banished to hecc for eternity. And if they feel that God wants them to kill people, who are we to get in the way? They have oil, so God must like them.
Gun Control. The answer to all violence is taking guns away from people who obey the law. That will solve everything. No longer will we be subject to law abiding citizens killing people at 7-11 making $50 G's a year. It will end all violence in America.
SUV's and Dirt Bikes. If we can outlaw anything that uses gas, we will no longer be dependant on Middle Eastern oil to survive. We should get rid of these evil machines that have corrupted our society to a point of extermination of millions of Desert Tortuous and Caribou. All these animals have been killed and put on endangered species lists all because of my gas guzzling SUV and my smoke-blowing quad. Plus, everywhere I ride my quad; I kill all plant life under those tires for a million years. We should get rid of tires too while we are at it, because they never biodegrade, and will be here for millions of years to come.
The Economy. I say we totally abolish all companies that make profits. These evil beings have been lining their pockets with profits on the backs of the workingman. They are greedy and ruthless and care only about themselves. They steal and pillage from us everyday and force us to buy their goods at inflated prices because we think 20" rims on our Honda Civic look cool. We should outlaw all product development and get back to basics. Horse drawn wagons. But wait. The horses might not like that and may want to get married to a Gecko. So we need to just walk. Walk everywhere we need to go. That's the answer. And coal burning energy plants have destroyed the world. They must be eliminated. Coal should be illegal. It is damaging to our culture. We should abolish all tree cutting and all hunting. Let God decide what trees will fall and leave those trees to the beetles. The beetles are living creatures too you know. It's unfair to uproot a beetle only to build a house for the guy that works at McDonalds for $25/hour so he can support a family of six. How do you think the Beetles feel? Maybe they wish to marry a spider. That should be okay. And they will need a place to live. Like the tree they built your house with.
And why should you be allowed to build a house that is 4000 sq feet when a Rat is forced to eat your garbage. I have a dream; all Rats will eat Prime steak. Hold on. What about the cows? That's not fair to a cow. Why should a cow die to feed a Rat? Rats should switch to tofu. Tofu is not alive. What's with these rats anyway? And these Lions in Africa killing poor innocent Impala's? That's not fair. Lets get the Lions to eat Tofu burgers too. This is out of hand. All this killing to survive stuff. We should allow all animals to live in harmony with us in the woods of Colorado and teach them not to drag us off by our necks when we are jogging.
Oh well. This has gone on long enough. I have more but I can wait.