Scarecrow28
02-12-2004, 05:04 PM
An American tourist was sitting in a pub in Ireland where he got into a conversation with a local named "Pat O'Rielly.
The conversation led to a wee bit of bragging, and the American bragged about how America put a man on the moon.
"Now Pat already into a few pint's had to come up with something to outdo this boast. So he say's "Oh thats nothing, we are sending a man to the Sun.
" Impossible say's the American, "the man would be boiled to death before he even got close.
To which Pat replies, "We already figured that out, we are sending him at night.
The conversation led to a wee bit of bragging, and the American bragged about how America put a man on the moon.
"Now Pat already into a few pint's had to come up with something to outdo this boast. So he say's "Oh thats nothing, we are sending a man to the Sun.
" Impossible say's the American, "the man would be boiled to death before he even got close.
To which Pat replies, "We already figured that out, we are sending him at night.