Weis1
11-26-2003, 02:42 PM
My new retirement program:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have
less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of
Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program,
I'll just call it my 401-Keg program.
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have
less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of
Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program,
I'll just call it my 401-Keg program.