Greg
05-18-2003, 01:12 PM
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?".
The lady says "To kill my husband."
can't sell you any for that reason," says the
druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a
photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position, the man is her
husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says, " Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"
The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?".
The lady says "To kill my husband."
can't sell you any for that reason," says the
druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a
photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position, the man is her
husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says, " Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"