Scarecrow28
11-14-2003, 12:18 AM
>150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private
>investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the beginning of
>the Secret Service.
>
>Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of
>multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
>
>Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't
>you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black
>outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."
>
>The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land
>Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
>Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
>
>I feel safer already!!
>investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the beginning of
>the Secret Service.
>
>Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of
>multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
>
>Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't
>you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black
>outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."
>
>The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land
>Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
>Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
>
>I feel safer already!!