Ghost's

[Scarecrow28]

Subject: Ghosts

GHOSTS

A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the
Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost? About 40 students raised their
hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question . Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"

Billy Bob, way in the back raised his hand.

The professor took off his glasses, peers toward the back of the room
and says, "Son, in all the years I've been teaching this class, no one has
claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell
us about your experience."

The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and made his way to
the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor said, "Well,
now, tell us what it's like to h ave sex with a ghost?"

Billy Bob replied, "Shhhiiiiiittt! From way back thar I thought you
said, "Goats"!!