Glad I dont live in Cali!!!!!

[Zero Tolerance]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?storyID=3517211

[wks]

Oh, like living in TX. is better you dufus:D .

[Zero Tolerance]

i dont live in TX either!

LMAO :D

[Mojo_Joe]

Actually, there is some previous precedent in this. When I was in the Marines we made a diplomatic trip to an Italian Helicopter Carrier for the purpose of selling the Italian Navy on the idea of purchasing the Harrier jet for their fleet. The Italians sent a dignitary to meet with our officers...

They had elected a former porn star, Cicciolina, to their parliament and she was the representative of the Italian government.

Yu may recall that she made the news when she offered to sleep with Saddam Hussien to end the first Gulf War and then made a similar offer during the most recent tensions in that area.

One of Ms. C's more notable quotes:

"I am here not showing my breasts. Now I am speaking about poor people so it is not necessary -- not because I don't have beautiful breasts ... even now. But it's not necessary showing because poor people have no interest in my breasts." -- 2002

[wks]

No, but I do--and I take offense to your obvious gratification in my misery! The politics suck...my property taxes have swelled beyond national averages....the Cowboys suck (still my team win lose or draw)....we execute people for media pleasure....Rangers suck(baseball ****ed me off years ago)...it is a breeding grounds for racist morons...my spanish sucks (getting better--uno cervesa por fa vor)....it never freaking rains here(in west Tx.)....only state in the union where it is acceptable to wear costumes every day(just go to a bar you will see what I mean)...you have to lower your IQ to have a conversation(I aint seen that pitcher show)...don't know how it happened but Tom Landry became a martyr just by death by natural causes....bush means more than crotch cleavage....RacinRN doesn't visit

on the upside:
the politicians leave the state to "make a statement" ....they haven't executed ME yet....Jerry Jones WILL die one day....Wal Mart gives racial sensitivity seminars to their emplyees...we DO still get to hunt for game(not saying it's different than other states but Tx. has a way of taking things away from you and making people feel righteous for it)....gun laws will never pass here lol...by refusing your children the right to use words such as: aint gonna fixin etc. they can become managers in any mall store without so much as a high school education....Fred Raud lives here...and----------The DALLAS STARS ROCK!!!

[Bond]

Sorry, wks, your Spanish still sucks! :D

("Una cerveza, por favor.")

[Zero Tolerance]

LMAO :D