UniBonger
09-25-2003, 07:04 PM
Subject: Three wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be
okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me. So, KAZAM - she's the most
beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a
Mild heart attack."
Moral of the story:
Women are very clever.
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists...two men and a
woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife. The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have
what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
Kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
One shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are not to be underestimated.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be
okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me. So, KAZAM - she's the most
beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a
Mild heart attack."
Moral of the story:
Women are very clever.
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists...two men and a
woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife. The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have
what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
Kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
One shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are not to be underestimated.