UniBonger
08-13-2003, 03:09 AM
The young bride approached her waiting husband on their wedding night
and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30
years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband sitting in his
easy chair, very drunk. Over the next few minutes, he told her of the
ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and its effects
on a 50+ executive.
Nonplused, she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local
hospital. Pointing to the fine structure, she informed him that he owned
the land it was built on and that they paid him $6,000 per month rent.
She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years
totaling over $1 million dollars.
She pointed across the parking lot toward the local bank, handed him
stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informed him
that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the
result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
car.
She asked him why the seeming disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "Hell, If I had known what you were doing, I would have given
you all of my business!"
and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30
years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband sitting in his
easy chair, very drunk. Over the next few minutes, he told her of the
ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and its effects
on a 50+ executive.
Nonplused, she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local
hospital. Pointing to the fine structure, she informed him that he owned
the land it was built on and that they paid him $6,000 per month rent.
She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years
totaling over $1 million dollars.
She pointed across the parking lot toward the local bank, handed him
stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informed him
that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the
result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
car.
She asked him why the seeming disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "Hell, If I had known what you were doing, I would have given
you all of my business!"