Toyotathon
08-06-2003, 04:48 PM
trash day 8/6 - from a friend
1-Fears of split follow gay bishop vote....The Episcopal Church on Wednesday is coming to terms with reaction to its appointment of the first openly gay bishop.....i guess this is gonna give a hole new mean'n to the term "beat'n the bishop".....you know the first little boy this fag touch's is gonna get his ass beat!
2-New Jersey bans drowsy driving...Sleep-deprived drivers who cause crashes now face criminal penalties under a measure that became law Tuesday....so how they gonna do this road side test???.....lay down on the white line and keep your eye's open...touch your fingure's to your nose and dont yawn...i can see the stupid cop's now...pull over and put the coffee down!
3-Massachusetts School superintendent fails English test.....the superintendent of schools, who recently put two dozen teachers on unpaid leave for failing a basic English proficiency test, has himself flunked a required literacy test three times....i wonder if it's because he could not spell massA2****'s...**** i still cant say that right.
4-World's first cloned horse born to its genetic twin....Italian scientists said Wednesday they had created the world's first cloned horse from an adult cell taken from the horse who gave birth to her......so what are you gonna say when your little girl say's "daddy..can i have a test tube pony"....hmmm...i'd like to hear the answer to that one.
5-Spoof site offers chimps as programmers..... A Web site that spoofs the computer programming industry by offering chimpanzees and baboons to work for as little as 50 cents an hour has taken its monkey business too far....and hear you thought we got rid of DSSKING and decodernews.
6-Laptops reach prices a parent can love....Notebook computers with the kind of performance that will satisfy most students now carry a price tag that won't make a parent cringe....hmmm...none of the one's i seen at bestbuy said free!!!
7-Army of media awaits Bryant hearing...NBA star Kobe Bryant returns to hear a sexual assault charge filed against him in a hearing that is expected to last no more than 10 minutes....****..that's 7 minute's longer than sex last for me!
8-Larry Flynt announces run for California governor....Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt announced Monday that he plans to run for governor of California....i hear he want's to replace the bear on the state flag with a Barely Legal bushy beaver.....gotta love his slogan..."Vote for a Smut-Peddler Who Cares"
9-U.S. warns against travel to Burundi...The State Department warned Sunday against travel to the country of Burundi....ok...if you can tell me were the **** it is i'll make sure i dont go there!
10-this is my personal bitch....after watch'n for week's to see who would win "last comic standing" on NBC...all i can say is "hey Dat Phan...you not ****'n funny..and you momma aint too".....maybe i should just sit here every week and in my best vietnam voice tell 10 joke's about my momma....i hope Ralphie May sat on your ass cause that fat mother ****'r is funny.......people.....you were suppose to vote for the "Fat Man" not the one line "Dat Phan" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1-Fears of split follow gay bishop vote....The Episcopal Church on Wednesday is coming to terms with reaction to its appointment of the first openly gay bishop.....i guess this is gonna give a hole new mean'n to the term "beat'n the bishop".....you know the first little boy this fag touch's is gonna get his ass beat!
2-New Jersey bans drowsy driving...Sleep-deprived drivers who cause crashes now face criminal penalties under a measure that became law Tuesday....so how they gonna do this road side test???.....lay down on the white line and keep your eye's open...touch your fingure's to your nose and dont yawn...i can see the stupid cop's now...pull over and put the coffee down!
3-Massachusetts School superintendent fails English test.....the superintendent of schools, who recently put two dozen teachers on unpaid leave for failing a basic English proficiency test, has himself flunked a required literacy test three times....i wonder if it's because he could not spell massA2****'s...**** i still cant say that right.
4-World's first cloned horse born to its genetic twin....Italian scientists said Wednesday they had created the world's first cloned horse from an adult cell taken from the horse who gave birth to her......so what are you gonna say when your little girl say's "daddy..can i have a test tube pony"....hmmm...i'd like to hear the answer to that one.
5-Spoof site offers chimps as programmers..... A Web site that spoofs the computer programming industry by offering chimpanzees and baboons to work for as little as 50 cents an hour has taken its monkey business too far....and hear you thought we got rid of DSSKING and decodernews.
6-Laptops reach prices a parent can love....Notebook computers with the kind of performance that will satisfy most students now carry a price tag that won't make a parent cringe....hmmm...none of the one's i seen at bestbuy said free!!!
7-Army of media awaits Bryant hearing...NBA star Kobe Bryant returns to hear a sexual assault charge filed against him in a hearing that is expected to last no more than 10 minutes....****..that's 7 minute's longer than sex last for me!
8-Larry Flynt announces run for California governor....Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt announced Monday that he plans to run for governor of California....i hear he want's to replace the bear on the state flag with a Barely Legal bushy beaver.....gotta love his slogan..."Vote for a Smut-Peddler Who Cares"
9-U.S. warns against travel to Burundi...The State Department warned Sunday against travel to the country of Burundi....ok...if you can tell me were the **** it is i'll make sure i dont go there!
10-this is my personal bitch....after watch'n for week's to see who would win "last comic standing" on NBC...all i can say is "hey Dat Phan...you not ****'n funny..and you momma aint too".....maybe i should just sit here every week and in my best vietnam voice tell 10 joke's about my momma....i hope Ralphie May sat on your ass cause that fat mother ****'r is funny.......people.....you were suppose to vote for the "Fat Man" not the one line "Dat Phan" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!