Dave420
07-26-2003, 11:39 PM
keep in mind I did not write this -though I do agree with a lot of it(easy to look up the facts and see if they are true or not)other parts are a matter of opinion(I think the Mcvey exicution was a good thing)
>GEORGE BUSH RESUME
>
>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
>I ran for congress and lost.
>
>I bought an oil company (Harken), but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the
>company went bankrupt shortly AFTER I sold all my stock.
>
>I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
>land
>using taxpayer money.
>
>Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs.
>
>With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
>
>I eased pollution laws and made Texas the most polluted state in the US.
>
>On my watch Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog ridden city in
>America.
>
>I set a record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
>
>I became President, after losing the popular vote by over half a million
>votes, with the help of my father's Supreme Court appointees.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
>I attacked and took over two countries, both of which have virtually no
>restored infrastructure and are in chaos.
>
>I spent the budget surplus.
>
>I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
>period.
>
>I set the record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
>
>I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
>I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
>record.
>
>In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
>vacation by any US president.
>
>After taking the entire month of August, 2001, off for vacation, I presided
>over the worst security failure in US history in September.
>
>I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other US
>president. And I still have 17 months to go!
>
>I take a strong stand against affirmative action even though I got into
>Yale
>only through my family connections, not on the merit of my academic record.
>
>During my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>jobs.
>
>I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences than any
>president since the advent of television.
>
>I very recently cut healthc! are benefits for war veterans. As a matter of
>fact, I did this after we attacked Iraq. But I still like to tell everyone
>else
>to "Support Our Troops."
>
>I set the all-time record for most people worldwide (15 million people) to
>simultaneously take to the streets in protest of me and my obsession with
>attacking Iraq.
>(>HREF="http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).">http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).
>
>
>I have retreated from or dismissed more international treaties than any
>president in US history.
>
>My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
>history.
>
>Members of my cabinet are the wealthiest of any administration in US
>history.
> (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
>named after her).
>
>I am the first president in US history to order a US! attack and military
>occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
>United
>Nations and the world community.
>
>On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations
>removed
>the US from its Human Rights Commission.
>
>On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations
>removed
>the US from its elections monitoring board.
>
>I have attempted to render the United Nations irrelevant.
>
>I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>
>I have refused to allow international inspectors access to US prisoners of
>war and, therefore no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
>I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
>donations.
>
>One of my biggest lifetime campaign contributors, who is also a very good
>friend, presided over one of the largest ev! er corporate fraud scandals
>(Kenneth
>Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
>During a time of economic hardship for the lower and middle class, and
>during
>a time of huge war spending to finance the attack of Iraq, I signed into to
>law a multi-billion dollar tax cut which primarily benefits only the
>wealthiest
>Americans like me, my appointees, and my campaign contributors.
>
>Therefore I have shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in
>history.
>
>I am the first president to run and hide during an attack on our country
>(and
>then lied by saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
>
>In approximately 18 months I have turned an astounding amount of world
>sympathy for the US (after 9/11) into an astounding amount of resentment
>and hatred.
>
>With a policy of 'disengagement', I have created the most hostile
>Israeli-! Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
>
>As a result of my foreign relations savvy, 71% of recently polled Europeans
>view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
>
>As a result of my foreign relations savvy, recently polled South Koreans
>feel
>more threatened by the US than by their immediate or, North Korea.
>
>I set the record for the number of administration appointees who violated
>US
>law by not divesting from corporations bidding for government contracts.
>
>I have failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
>
>I failed to capture the anthrax killer who murdered several people and
>tried
>to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building.
>
>I have failed to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though
>their
>alleged existence was my sole basis for the "urgent"! need to attack that
>country before UN arms inspectors could complete their work.
>
>In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented
>any
>public investigation into the biggest security/ intelligence failure in the
>history of the United States.
>
>I appointed a former lumber industry lobbyist to a post in the
>Environmental
>Protection Agency.
>
>I appointed a former auto industry executive to a post on my Energy
>Commission.
>
>I called hundreds of thousands of anti-war protesters "nothing but a focus
>group."
>
>My Attorney General John Ashcroft (whom I appointed to this very important
>national position after he lost a Missouri senatorial race to a deceased
>man)
>has removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
>Attorney General in US history. And he's not finished yet!
>
>When I e! ntered office we had the strongest economy in US history and now,
>less than two years later, every single economic category is heading
>straight
>down.
>
>I have done more to defile the words Patriot and Patriotism than any
>president in US history.
>
>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
>I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas driving
>record has been erased and is not available).
>
>I was AWOL from the National Guard during the Vietnam War.
>
>I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about my past
>drug
>use.
>
>All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
>trading (remember Harken?) or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
>unavailable for public view.
>
>All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for which I served on
>the
>board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable ! for public view.
>
>Any records from meetings I or my VP, (a former Halliburton Oil Company
>CEO)
>attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
>unavailable
>for public review.
>
>and dont forget that Bush used the conquest of Iraq as an opportunity to to withdraw troops from Sudi Arabia, and thus aceding to Osam Bin Laden's primary demand. All while claiming to be brave and fearless.
>
>And so it goes........
>GEORGE BUSH RESUME
>
>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
>I ran for congress and lost.
>
>I bought an oil company (Harken), but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the
>company went bankrupt shortly AFTER I sold all my stock.
>
>I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
>land
>using taxpayer money.
>
>Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs.
>
>With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
>
>I eased pollution laws and made Texas the most polluted state in the US.
>
>On my watch Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog ridden city in
>America.
>
>I set a record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
>
>I became President, after losing the popular vote by over half a million
>votes, with the help of my father's Supreme Court appointees.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
>I attacked and took over two countries, both of which have virtually no
>restored infrastructure and are in chaos.
>
>I spent the budget surplus.
>
>I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
>period.
>
>I set the record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
>
>I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
>I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
>record.
>
>In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
>vacation by any US president.
>
>After taking the entire month of August, 2001, off for vacation, I presided
>over the worst security failure in US history in September.
>
>I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other US
>president. And I still have 17 months to go!
>
>I take a strong stand against affirmative action even though I got into
>Yale
>only through my family connections, not on the merit of my academic record.
>
>During my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>jobs.
>
>I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences than any
>president since the advent of television.
>
>I very recently cut healthc! are benefits for war veterans. As a matter of
>fact, I did this after we attacked Iraq. But I still like to tell everyone
>else
>to "Support Our Troops."
>
>I set the all-time record for most people worldwide (15 million people) to
>simultaneously take to the streets in protest of me and my obsession with
>attacking Iraq.
>(>HREF="http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).">http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).
>
>
>I have retreated from or dismissed more international treaties than any
>president in US history.
>
>My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
>history.
>
>Members of my cabinet are the wealthiest of any administration in US
>history.
> (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
>named after her).
>
>I am the first president in US history to order a US! attack and military
>occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
>United
>Nations and the world community.
>
>On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations
>removed
>the US from its Human Rights Commission.
>
>On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations
>removed
>the US from its elections monitoring board.
>
>I have attempted to render the United Nations irrelevant.
>
>I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>
>I have refused to allow international inspectors access to US prisoners of
>war and, therefore no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
>I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
>donations.
>
>One of my biggest lifetime campaign contributors, who is also a very good
>friend, presided over one of the largest ev! er corporate fraud scandals
>(Kenneth
>Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
>During a time of economic hardship for the lower and middle class, and
>during
>a time of huge war spending to finance the attack of Iraq, I signed into to
>law a multi-billion dollar tax cut which primarily benefits only the
>wealthiest
>Americans like me, my appointees, and my campaign contributors.
>
>Therefore I have shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in
>history.
>
>I am the first president to run and hide during an attack on our country
>(and
>then lied by saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
>
>In approximately 18 months I have turned an astounding amount of world
>sympathy for the US (after 9/11) into an astounding amount of resentment
>and hatred.
>
>With a policy of 'disengagement', I have created the most hostile
>Israeli-! Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
>
>As a result of my foreign relations savvy, 71% of recently polled Europeans
>view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
>
>As a result of my foreign relations savvy, recently polled South Koreans
>feel
>more threatened by the US than by their immediate or, North Korea.
>
>I set the record for the number of administration appointees who violated
>US
>law by not divesting from corporations bidding for government contracts.
>
>I have failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
>
>I failed to capture the anthrax killer who murdered several people and
>tried
>to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building.
>
>I have failed to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though
>their
>alleged existence was my sole basis for the "urgent"! need to attack that
>country before UN arms inspectors could complete their work.
>
>In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented
>any
>public investigation into the biggest security/ intelligence failure in the
>history of the United States.
>
>I appointed a former lumber industry lobbyist to a post in the
>Environmental
>Protection Agency.
>
>I appointed a former auto industry executive to a post on my Energy
>Commission.
>
>I called hundreds of thousands of anti-war protesters "nothing but a focus
>group."
>
>My Attorney General John Ashcroft (whom I appointed to this very important
>national position after he lost a Missouri senatorial race to a deceased
>man)
>has removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
>Attorney General in US history. And he's not finished yet!
>
>When I e! ntered office we had the strongest economy in US history and now,
>less than two years later, every single economic category is heading
>straight
>down.
>
>I have done more to defile the words Patriot and Patriotism than any
>president in US history.
>
>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
>I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas driving
>record has been erased and is not available).
>
>I was AWOL from the National Guard during the Vietnam War.
>
>I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about my past
>drug
>use.
>
>All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
>trading (remember Harken?) or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
>unavailable for public view.
>
>All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for which I served on
>the
>board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable ! for public view.
>
>Any records from meetings I or my VP, (a former Halliburton Oil Company
>CEO)
>attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
>unavailable
>for public review.
>
>and dont forget that Bush used the conquest of Iraq as an opportunity to to withdraw troops from Sudi Arabia, and thus aceding to Osam Bin Laden's primary demand. All while claiming to be brave and fearless.
>
>And so it goes........