Toyotathon
07-22-2003, 10:47 PM
This is a weekly thing (trash day) I'll will post a new trash day every Wednesday - until ???? PM me - If you have something you would like included in trash day - This is last Wednesday's trash day - Hope you enjoy!!!! Just for fun!!!!!!
hmmmm....let's see who we can **** with this week....smoke e'm if you got e'm....and my brother's to the north....smoke 2...trust me...grin
1-Democratic candidates oppose gay marriages.....Most of the Democrats running for the White House said that gay couples should have the same legal rights as husbands and wives, but the leading candidates stopped short of supporting homosexuals right to marry......well when you have a guy like Lieb er man(for another guy) i think you know which way he'll swing....i guess you could call him a closet candidate!
2-canada a training ground???... i hear they are re-write'n the canadian national anthem to go something like this....o' canada..our alkada train'n land...with our muslim pride...we sit and wait for bin ladden's command....akmed abdul....haseem jaref.....muhammed and a camel for me....calm down i told you to smoke 2...lol
3-Marine robbed as he saves teen's life...HONOLULU,Hawaii-A U.S. Marine who helped revive the victim of a near-drowning on Oahu Monday was dismayed to learn that his personal belongings had been stolen during the rescue.....hehe....surf's up jarhead you got take'n by the oldest kahuna in the book!
4-Rapper held without bond will miss tour...Beanie Sigel's clothing line boasts hidden pockets and gun holsters..."You know how you put your gun in your waistline and you gotta worry about it slipping? With these clothes, you don't got to worry about that" ....that's great...maybe a rap'r should design a belt....cause you know how your ass is alway's hang'n out....with a belt you dont have to worrie about dat...WORD!
5-'Exorcist' lawsuit settled(the director and screenwriter VS Warner Bros. over the rerelease of their 1973 horror classic)...The settlement, terms of which were not disclosed, came on the eve of jury selection, which was set to begin in Los Angeles Superior Court.....i guess the judge did'nt like it when the future juror's show'd up puke'n ****...****'n all over and yell'n **** me while thier head's were spin'n in his court room...he did decide to keep the nake'd pic's of linda blair though...grin
6-'Idol' judge lands $2 million book deal....Music producer Simon Cowell, the brutally blunt judge on Fox television's "American Idol," has signed a $2 million deal with Random House for a book about the hit TV talent show......big deal....what i'm wait'n for is the picture book from the "fame" show judge's on who nail'd the hot little blonde...o' come on you know it's the only reason you horn dog's watch that show...on nbc...8pm est..tonight.
7-Animal cams offer strange world views.....the "Animal, Vegetable, Video" project offers a bizarre take on the reality TV craze: the world as seen by a buffalo, tarantula, armadillo or even a lowly tumbleweed....Cameras as tiny as half an ounce are mounted on animals or plants.....don't know about you but this reality TV **** is get'n a little out of hand....do we realy need a little camera tied to a buffalo's dick to see what he ****'s on.
8-'Robosnail' reveals the wonders of goo....Scientists hope a robotic snail will help them figure out how gooey creatures get around,The slimy trail that snails and slugs putter along has long puzzled biologists......o' yah...well that slimy trail i leave behind after watch'n ch 595 has long puzzel'd my wife but she aint build'n no robot...hehe...shhhh...i blame it on the dog!
9-study:Massages and facials are now in vogue with stressed teens....yah i'd love to get rub'd down by a 18 yr old chick but i think it would cause a little stress....like in my marrige...or my ass when she find's out and put's her foot up it
10-anyone who's from canada....smoke another one and read #2 again...it's funny and you know it!
hmmmm....let's see who we can **** with this week....smoke e'm if you got e'm....and my brother's to the north....smoke 2...trust me...grin
1-Democratic candidates oppose gay marriages.....Most of the Democrats running for the White House said that gay couples should have the same legal rights as husbands and wives, but the leading candidates stopped short of supporting homosexuals right to marry......well when you have a guy like Lieb er man(for another guy) i think you know which way he'll swing....i guess you could call him a closet candidate!
2-canada a training ground???... i hear they are re-write'n the canadian national anthem to go something like this....o' canada..our alkada train'n land...with our muslim pride...we sit and wait for bin ladden's command....akmed abdul....haseem jaref.....muhammed and a camel for me....calm down i told you to smoke 2...lol
3-Marine robbed as he saves teen's life...HONOLULU,Hawaii-A U.S. Marine who helped revive the victim of a near-drowning on Oahu Monday was dismayed to learn that his personal belongings had been stolen during the rescue.....hehe....surf's up jarhead you got take'n by the oldest kahuna in the book!
4-Rapper held without bond will miss tour...Beanie Sigel's clothing line boasts hidden pockets and gun holsters..."You know how you put your gun in your waistline and you gotta worry about it slipping? With these clothes, you don't got to worry about that" ....that's great...maybe a rap'r should design a belt....cause you know how your ass is alway's hang'n out....with a belt you dont have to worrie about dat...WORD!
5-'Exorcist' lawsuit settled(the director and screenwriter VS Warner Bros. over the rerelease of their 1973 horror classic)...The settlement, terms of which were not disclosed, came on the eve of jury selection, which was set to begin in Los Angeles Superior Court.....i guess the judge did'nt like it when the future juror's show'd up puke'n ****...****'n all over and yell'n **** me while thier head's were spin'n in his court room...he did decide to keep the nake'd pic's of linda blair though...grin
6-'Idol' judge lands $2 million book deal....Music producer Simon Cowell, the brutally blunt judge on Fox television's "American Idol," has signed a $2 million deal with Random House for a book about the hit TV talent show......big deal....what i'm wait'n for is the picture book from the "fame" show judge's on who nail'd the hot little blonde...o' come on you know it's the only reason you horn dog's watch that show...on nbc...8pm est..tonight.
7-Animal cams offer strange world views.....the "Animal, Vegetable, Video" project offers a bizarre take on the reality TV craze: the world as seen by a buffalo, tarantula, armadillo or even a lowly tumbleweed....Cameras as tiny as half an ounce are mounted on animals or plants.....don't know about you but this reality TV **** is get'n a little out of hand....do we realy need a little camera tied to a buffalo's dick to see what he ****'s on.
8-'Robosnail' reveals the wonders of goo....Scientists hope a robotic snail will help them figure out how gooey creatures get around,The slimy trail that snails and slugs putter along has long puzzled biologists......o' yah...well that slimy trail i leave behind after watch'n ch 595 has long puzzel'd my wife but she aint build'n no robot...hehe...shhhh...i blame it on the dog!
9-study:Massages and facials are now in vogue with stressed teens....yah i'd love to get rub'd down by a 18 yr old chick but i think it would cause a little stress....like in my marrige...or my ass when she find's out and put's her foot up it
10-anyone who's from canada....smoke another one and read #2 again...it's funny and you know it!