kaluha_girl
07-22-2003, 10:29 PM
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up),
here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and
All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my
body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
6. All reports are in; life is now officially
unfair.
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days
you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure
could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
15. It's hard to make a come back when you
haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to
your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he
would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're
everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a
grave is the dimensions.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time
thinking about the hereafter... I go
somewhere to get something and then
wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I
HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . .
absent minded...
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up),
here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and
All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my
body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
6. All reports are in; life is now officially
unfair.
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days
you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure
could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
15. It's hard to make a come back when you
haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to
your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he
would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent
minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're
everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a
grave is the dimensions.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time
thinking about the hereafter... I go
somewhere to get something and then
wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I
HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . .
absent minded...